We can never say how far our friendship would go and how long we’ll stay together. All I know is that even if we’ll be miles apart, You’ll forever remain in my heart.
I m at police station. The police caught me and filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” I’M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka… Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkeys language. Come to Collect ur banana.
A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.
Lauhging is best medison , so laugh , loudly , more loudly, loudly loudly, congrats u have won free entry to, mental hospital
Never say ur happy when ur sad , Never say ur fine when ur not ok , Never say u feel good when u feel bad, And never say ur alone when I’m still alive…
Loading)))) >>Heart drive detected. mind:/format HEART: Do you want to format drive HEART? >>yes.. heart drive formatting….. >>>25% >>>>>>50% >>>>>>>>>>75% >>>>>>>>>>>>100% Compleated.. To install new o.s press ====1==== ====4==== ====3==== >Processing…. >Instaling Systems… >Startup and programme files…. All the files are installed sucessfuly… restarting……. >>Welcome<< Now you are ready for… >>>>LOVE<<<<
A baby monkey asked his mother Mom, why r we so ugly??? Mom said, Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !
Long time ago, only idiots used to read my SMS. And, today, the history continues.
A good friend is like a ‘computer’ ‘Enters’ ur life. ‘Saves’ u in da heart. ‘Formats’ ur problems. ‘Shifts’ u 2 opportunity And never ‘Deletes’ u 4rm da heart
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