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Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE

Let’s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat

these life lines are available:

50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see …….how Sweetly I Lie.

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
“Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.