Save your Money

Sex is good
sex is funny
many people sex for money
but if you think sex is funny
then do it yourself and save your money.

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Love is a sensation

Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation.
The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination.
Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?

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On a romantic day

On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Boy : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile?”.

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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Someone Special

Of all the friends i’ve ever met your the one I won’t forget
if I die before you do I’ll go to Heaven & wait for you.
God alone knows when I depart,
so I’m letting you know you Special in my Heart.

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Are you hungry?

Are you hungry?
Never mind I have two bowls,
1 for wishes and
1 for luck.
Wishes are mine and
luck is yours.
you can take it or leave it,
choice is yours.

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Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it

Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.
Good Luck & wish you all da Best !!!

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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,
A tinge of green from the youthful trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from the morning dews,
I have framed a bright and colourful wish
Just for you……………
Good Luck!

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