Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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Loading ...Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Boy: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends,
No matter how long it takes,
How far they go,
How tough it seems,
Fate will bring them together,
2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER.
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