Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: “Father in law”
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
The only blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
May the Christ shower His choicest blessings on you and may you lead a very happy life. Merry Christmas to you”
“Dear Everyone Merry Christmas! May the grace of Our Mighty Father be with you all during this eve of Christmas. Have a blessed Christmas and a happy New Year. God loves you”
For thy lord your God had made it possible for you to see the month of December! So shall all impossibility in your will be possible! Wishing you merry Christmas!!
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, New is the resolution, new are the spirits and Forever my warm wishes are for u. Have a promising and fulfilling New Year.