Doc 2 Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back. Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
The devils challenged the angels for a game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires.
Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.
What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK That’s business…!!
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Student: I don’t know. Examiner: You failed, what’s your name? Student: See my legs & tell my name
Teacher: what is skeleton? Student: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married 🙂
A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!