The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite, to the force applied by girl while slap
dear MATH,, grow up & solve your own problems
I drink alcohol to drown my problems but unfortunately problems are dame good swimmers…
Roses are red, Violets are blue, god made me sexy, but WHAT THE HELL HAPPNED TO YOU ???
M – mental A – attack T – to H – handsome S – students
student + dying = STUDYING
The best reply, when a girl asks you not to look at her… “If you aren’t looking at me, how do you know I’m looking at you?”
I don’t know if what I’m feeling is love or what but every time I hear your voice, my heart skips a beat.
Son: Dad! Children are more intelligent or their Parents? Father: Their Dads. Son: Dad! Who Invented Telephone?? Father: (Happily) Graham Bell.. Son: Then Why didn’t his dad Invented that??