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A boy used to admire a girl of the same class.One day daringly he went to sit near her. Girl:Why have you come to sit near me? Boy: You know, there is attraction between positive and negative charges. (Hearing this, the girl slaps him) Boy: Why did you slap me? Girl: You know, every action has equal and opposite reaction.

Teacher: Sardar, “Where is Mount Everest?” Sardar: “I don’t know Sir” Teacher: Well.Stand up on your bench. Sardar: It is not yet visible Sir.

I don’t believe in love at first sight It’s just an infatuation. I believe in love for years It’s a true situation. Because the moments spend together are not just a prediction. It is something without a reason As love gets deeper in every season it’s selfish to have a reason So, my love for you is like a pigeon Which gives peace in every season Without thinking of any reason.

A rich man bursts “Life is money” A poor man shivering with cold says “Life is a struggle” A lively bird on a tree says “Life is a blooming orchard” A soldier standing on the battle field says “Life is a war” An eagle flying freely in sky says “Life is a freedom” A helpless bird in a cage says “Life is bondage” A lover fallen in deep love proudly says “Life is love” A priest in his speech says “Life is a path to reach God” A lover waiting for her beloved says “life is a long wait” Brooding…

Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.

When u walked into my life I never know u would become an integral part of it. thanks for being there and sorting out all of my problems…