What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? “Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !! ”
John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : “John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. ” The mother wrote back the next day : ” If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father!”
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; love is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only my love is True.
You are the reason I wake up in the morning, you are the reason I find a way to smile, you are the person who can change everything around when it’s going bad. Love You.!!!
When I’m feeling down & blue And there’s no1 to talk I closed my eyes & look in to my heart I see you there….. Even though we are miles apart You are an angel THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE FOR ME !!!!!
We can never say how far our friendship would go and how long we’ll stay together. All I know is that even if we’ll be miles apart, You’ll forever remain in my heart.
I m at police station. The police caught me and filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” I’M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka… Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkeys language. Come to Collect ur banana.
A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.
Lauhging is best medison , so laugh , loudly , more loudly, loudly loudly, congrats u have won free entry to, mental hospital