A tragic Love-story: A Pig fell in love with a Hen.. 1 day they kissed each other! . . . Next day, the Pig died of Bird Flu! & the Hen died of Swine Flu !!
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…
5 benefits of kissing: *changes taste *lips never get dry *burns calories *makes face muscles strong *relieves stress So, Keep kissing the CHILD not others…
I saw something in da shop window 2day. It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it4u till I realised it was my own REFLECTION
Five friends lived in a room,named MAD BRAIN FOOL SOMEBODY NOBODY One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY at that time BRAIN was in the bathroom MAD called police M – Is it police station? P – Yes, what is the matter? M – SOMEBODY killed NOBODY P – Are you MAD? M – Yes I’m MAD P – Don’t you have a BRAIN?? M – BRAIN was in bathroom P – You FOOL M – NO sir FOOL is reading this message…!!
A teacher told all students in a class room “Write an essay on a Cricket match” All were busy writing except one boy. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’! A silent message for all students
F u fall in river there is a boat.. If u fall in well there is rope.. But if u fall in love there is no hope
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above 😉
Siripala told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Siripala: So what take an umbrella and go.