Siripala was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Siripala gets ready , wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Siripala : “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”

The GIRL fell in love with a BOY at second sight because at first sight She didn’t know that he was very rich…

God made man and then rested God made woman and then no one rested in the world

The average guy is much more interested in a girls Geography than her History

The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free at least!

1 – telephone 2 – television 3 – tell a woman & say not to tell anybody

Q : why is that difficult for us to be a superman?? A : because non of us dare to wear our underwear over our pants in public!!!

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies, you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!