Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
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Funny SMS text messages & quotes
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where…
Everyone says ”Behind Every successful Man There is a Woman’ But only few of them knows the true fact that is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later Sardar SMS 2 boss: “Me OK, your wife very sweet”
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl , he took the girl along with him on a boat and at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”
From An 8 Years Old Kid “LOVE Is When I Can’t Pay Attention In Class Because I m Too Busy In Writing ‘HER’ 1st Name With ‘MY’ Last Name …” (:
woman : “I made my husband a millionaire.” Her friend:”And what was he before you married him? Woman: “A billionaire.”
Q: “Have you ever read Shakespeare?” boy: “No, who wrote it?”
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!