Girls misuse it! models sell it! photographers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what’s that? It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both don’t exist.

Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da school He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”

Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.

Doc 2 Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back. Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.

The devils challenged the angels for a game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires.

Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.