The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite, to the force applied by girl while slap

dear MATH,, grow up & solve your own problems

I drink alcohol to drown my problems but unfortunately problems are dame good swimmers…

M – mental A – attack T – to H – handsome S – students

The best reply, when a girl asks you not to look at her… “If you aren’t looking at me, how do you know I’m looking at you?”

Son: Dad! Children are more intelligent or their Parents? Father: Their Dads. Son: Dad! Who Invented Telephone?? Father: (Happily) Graham Bell.. Son: Then Why didn’t his dad Invented that??

3 stupid stages of life : Teenage: hav time & energy but no money working age: hav money & energy but no time oldage: hav time n money but no energy!

A boy used to admire a girl of the same class.One day daringly he went to sit near her. Girl:Why have you come to sit near me? Boy: You know, there is attraction between positive and negative charges. (Hearing this, the girl slaps him) Boy: Why did you slap me? Girl: You know, every action has equal and opposite reaction.