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Insult SMS
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Insult SMS, insulting quotes and april fools text messages
Lauhging is best medison , so laugh , loudly , more loudly, loudly loudly, congrats u have won free entry to, mental hospital
A baby monkey asked his mother Mom, why r we so ugly??? Mom said, Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !
Long time ago, only idiots used to read my SMS. And, today, the history continues.
Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so now u go and change ur underwear…
Five friends lived in a room,named MAD BRAIN FOOL SOMEBODY NOBODY One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY at that time BRAIN was in the bathroom MAD called police M – Is it police station? P – Yes, what is the matter? M – SOMEBODY killed NOBODY P – Are you MAD? M – Yes I’m MAD P – Don’t you have a BRAIN?? M – BRAIN was in bathroom P – You FOOL M – NO sir FOOL is reading this message…!!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry, I will leave, I can’t find a brain!
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
U r genius, Ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
I want to kiss ur lips, I want to play with ur teeth, I want to taste ur tongue Hey! don’t get angry friend I m toothpaste…