Cute sms ZoneA Collection of Cute sms

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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A white horse fell in the mud

Congratulations!
Good news for all students preparing for their exam.
Both A/L & O/L exams have been postponed.
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over.
Nobody was home

Women are like blue jeans,
They look good for a while
but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Definition of a Nurse;
A young and beautiful woman
who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand
And then expects ur pulse to be normal