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5 benefits of kissing:
*changes taste
*lips never get dry
*burns calories
*makes face muscles strong
*relieves stress
So,

Keep kissing the CHILD not others…

I saw something in da shop window 2day.
It was stunning
sexy cute beautiful
& adorable.
I was supposed 2 buy it4u
till I realised it was
my own REFLECTION

Five friends lived in a room,named
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
SOMEBODY
NOBODY
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY
at that time
BRAIN was in the bathroom
MAD  called police
M – Is it police station?
P – Yes, what is the matter?
M – SOMEBODY killed NOBODY
P – Are you MAD?
M – Yes I’m MAD
P – Don’t you have a BRAIN??
M – BRAIN was in bathroom
P – You FOOL
M – NO sir FOOL is reading this message…!!

A teacher told all students in a class room
“Write an essay on a Cricket match”
All were busy writing except one boy.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

F u fall in river there is a boat..
If u fall in well there is rope..
But if u fall in love there is no hope

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above

Siripala told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Siripala: So what take an umbrella and go.