Difference between life “Before love’ and ‘After love’…
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‘Before love’ only happiness…
‘After love’ no happiness…
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If u drink alchol,
u will be dance…
If u drink methanol,
others will dance…
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Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Exams!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question
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WHO SAID ENGLISH IS EASY? FILL THIS BLANK WITH “YES” or “NO”
1._______ I DON’T HAVE A BRAIN.
2._______ I DON’T HAVE SENSE
3._______ I AM STUPID
4._______ I AM NOT HUMAN BEING
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As u go 2 bed 2night,
I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.
I told some ghosts to dance in white,
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2 make sure u r all right,
I’LL ask the Dracula 2 kiss your neck
Good Night!
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