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time to read a 1000 pages book

It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
to read a 1000 pages book
what a talent.

Girls love is like a chocolate

Girls love is like a chocolate.
because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time,
Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date.
But boys love is like wine,no expiry date.
it gives kick to ur body…
that’s boys love…

5 Sunday comes

its great when holiday comes
its sad when week day comes
wish monthly more 5 Sunday comes
monthly two festival comes

love is to live – love is not leave

before
love is to live
love is not leave
after
money is for live
love is for play n leave

never smile when you see a beauty

sleep when u feel sleepy
laugh when u feel funny
never smile when u see a beauty
serving her will be ur next duty

lover means playing with life

father means care of life
mother means love for life
friends means share with life
lover means playing with life

never share

party wear or dirty wear,
love can be shared anywhere
never share ur underwear
itching will start everywhere

girls use to trick with smile

love has a special smile
girls use to trick with smile
when boys are fallen in there smile
they say, they are away a mile

marriage is the final exam

proposing is entrance exam
meeting is testing exam
dating is physical exam
marriage is the final exam

Brilliant Answers by students

Brilliant answers given by students:

Q. In which battle did Tipu Sultan die..?
A. His last one..!!

Q. How do you stop acid indigestion..?
A. Stop drinkin acid..!!

Q. Where was the declaration of independence signed..?
A. At the bottom of the page.!!

Q. What’s the main reason for divorce..?
A. Marriage..!!!