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Become Parents

There is Nothing Greater dan Parents in This World.
So go & Get Married Fast and Become Parents.
Think Different

Horror and Beautiful

Difference Between Horror & Beautiful
Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.
Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back

Don’t call me Dad

Dad: What’s ur Result?
Son: I’ve failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: From now Onwards Don’t Call Me “DAD”.
Son: Oh Come On Dad! Its my School Test Not a DNA Test

Ohm’s Law

Teacher: tell me ohm’s law
Student: I dont know full i just know the last part of it
Teacher: ok tell that

Student: This is called Ohm’s law.

Intelligent BEAN.

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Bean: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything

What are you Doing?

A Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,
he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Santa: B.Com final year

Love Studies

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks
but Marks help you to get lot of girls
so Love your studies not girls.

Standing alone

Teacher: All idiots stand up.
A boy stands up.
Teacher: So u are an Idiot?
Boy: No. I can’t bear u standing alone madam..

Poor Boys

If Girl In Love
Her Parents Ask:
Who Is that Idiot?
If Boy In Love
His Parents Ask:
Idiot,Who Is that Girl?
wake up guys

Start Studying

100s of years have passed,
millions of tomorrows have come,
but still hope is alive in all students
“Tomorrow i will definitely start studying”