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New style of proposing

New style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children
How their mom looked in Her younger age.

I’m studying since my CHILDHOOD

people smoke and drunk for a few days and get addicted.
LOOK at ME I’m studying since my CHILDHOOD
but not addicted to studies…

Lines written in a park

Killing lines written in a park:
“Love trees but don’t love under the trees.”

Said By Hitler

Hitler said funny but true fact of love:
Boys and girls get into LOVE because of misunderstanding.!!
and break up when they understand each other.

Interesting confusions

Interesting confusions:
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do you call a male lady bird?
5. Why its called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?

Desperate to get married

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

A job in Railway

A job in Railway
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:
When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up…
wish u all the best

Why Practice?

Practice makes a man perfect,
Nobody is perfect,
why practice?

Government is imposing new taxes

Government is imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10
Hug Rs.20
Kiss Rs.30
Love Rs.50
But you don’t worry
flirting is still free.