New style of proposing
Boy: can I take a photo.
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children
How their mom looked in Her younger age.
people smoke and drunk for a few days and get addicted.
LOOK at ME I’m studying since my CHILDHOOD
but not addicted to studies…
Killing lines written in a park:
“Love trees but don’t love under the trees.”
Hitler said funny but true fact of love:
Boys and girls get into LOVE because of misunderstanding.!!
and break up when they understand each other.
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do you call a male lady bird?
5. Why its called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
A job in Railway
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up…
wish u all the best
Practice makes a man perfect,
Nobody is perfect,
Government is imposing new taxes.
But you don’t worry
flirting is still free.