One day a monkey looked into mirror

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
“Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

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I saw U on ROAD today

I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

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ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!

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The morning is just a few moments away

The morning is just a few moments away.
Go to sleep and when you wake up,
remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.

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Open ur eyes!

Open ur eyes!
So the SUN can rise,
Flowers can blossom….
Birds can sing,
B coz all are waiting to
see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@
Good Morning…..

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Treat everyone with politeness

Treat everyone with politeness,
Even those who are rude to U…..
Not b coz they are not nice,
But bcoz u are nice….!!!
**Good morning**

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Ladies hostel caught Fire

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

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