Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are. bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything I Love all rolled into 1
As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because u r u!
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top
A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da school He wrote:- “Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers”
Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
Doc 2 Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back. Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
The devils challenged the angels for a game of cricket. We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels. Devils:No problem, we have got all the umpires.
Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.
What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Than ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank. President:No Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President: Then OK That’s business…!!
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? student: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)