In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only? Student: I don’t know. Examiner: You failed, what’s your name? Student: See my legs & tell my name
Teacher: what is skeleton? Student: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married 🙂
A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Urs faithfully, Heart Attack
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
I love so much my heart is sure, As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile,Your loving face No one will ever take your place
There’s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world??? i bring no flowers,No cakes, But wishes to keep U fresh, Prayer to keep u healthy, And love to keep u smiling… Good Morning….