Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man:U fraud,U gave me a woman’s ear Doc:It makes no difference Man: It does, Now I hear everything but understand nothing
A girl wearing very short skirt. A boy asks hr, “Won’t ur mom tell anythng abt ur dress?” Girl replied “My mom will b very angry.. bcoz I’m wearing her dress”
Man: Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom’s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor: Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is Tom’s BAR.
Let`s share the world. A sea is for you, and waves are for me. The sky is for you, and stars are for me. The sun is for you, and light is for me. Everything is for you, and you are for me…
love of nature Rain is not only drops of water. It is LOVE of sky 4 earth. They never meet each other but send LOVE this way. Enjoy the LOVE of nature
If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity… But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl… so choose the best place where you would shine..
Kid gets Zero in a test. Father: What this? Kid: Teacher didn’t have More Stars 2 give, So She Started giving Moon…DAD
When I Was Studying in School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. You Know Why? Because, . . . . . I Was a BRIGHT STUDENT.
A tragic Love-story: A Pig fell in love with a Hen.. 1 day they kissed each other! . . . Next day, the Pig died of Bird Flu! & the Hen died of Swine Flu !!
Commitment doesn’t mean sticking to a person when you don’t have any option, it means keeping a relation with someone even though you ve lots of options… THAT,S LOVE