Siripala was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Siripala gets ready , wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Siripala : “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”
The GIRL fell in love with a BOY at second sight because at first sight She didn’t know that he was very rich…
Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.
A Blind Man once asked a Wise man: “Can there be anything worse than losing your Eye Sight?” The Wise Man replied: “Yes.. losing your ‘VISION’”
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry, I will leave, I can’t find a brain!
When I hear someone say “life is heard” I am tempted to ask “compared to what”
God made man and then rested God made woman and then no one rested in the world
The average guy is much more interested in a girls Geography than her History
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free at least!