1 – telephone 2 – television 3 – tell a woman & say not to tell anybody
Q : why is that difficult for us to be a superman?? A : because non of us dare to wear our underwear over our pants in public!!!
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies, you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!
This is a moon which learns from you, That is a sun which respects you, There are stars which shine for you, And here, It’s me who live for you.
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness
Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. When life gives U a 100 reasons to cry, show life that U have a 1000 reasons to Smile. Good Day!
Luck is not in ur hands, but work is. Ur work can make ur luck, but luck can’t do ur work. Good day & Good Luck!!!
Friendship is a network that needs.. NO Recharge! NO Roaming! NO Validity! NO activation! NO Signal prbms! Just don’t switch off ur Heart…
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of actresses.
If u read this, I m smart.. If u save this, u agree I m smart.. If u 4ward this, u r spreadin that I m smart.. If u delete this u r jealous..