I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me 2nd-ThInk oF Me 3rd-HuG Me 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SlEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Gd NiTe!
The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.
Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise, Flowers can blossom…. Birds can sing, B coz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning…..
Treat everyone with politeness, Even those who are rude to U….. Not b coz they are not nice, But bcoz u are nice….!!! **Good morning**
Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field” Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z…