Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Boy: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Boy: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go… . . . A white horse fell in the mud
If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends, No matter how long it takes, How far they go, How tough it seems, Fate will bring them together, 2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER.
Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
With my 1 Heart… 2 eyes… 5 litre blood… 206 bones… 1.2million Red Cells… 60 trillion D.N.A.’s… I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…
Congratulations! Good news for all students preparing for their exam. All exams have been postponed . To confirm go to site, www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Whats the height of hope? It is: sitting in the exam hall, holding the question paper in hand, and telling your self, “don’t worry. Exams will get postponed!”
Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes!