Definition of a Nurse; A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand And then expects ur pulse to be normal
Some Realties of Life. “U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”
I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. Miss U!
Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and… Only the CUTE 1’s receive MESSAGES From ME!
1 message recieved LOVE U! 1 more message recieved MISS U! 1 more message recieved CARE 4U! 1 last message recieved From ur friend!
FLASH NEWS: Orbit White Ad Buffalo die. The company is searching an new one for their ad. So please be careful. Avoid going outside and dont smile.
Do you know why women wear watch on right hands and men on their left hand ? . . . . . . . To Know the time
I’ll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can’t lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist!
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students