LEAVES dont just FALL from the tree, CLOUDS dont just FORM in the sky, ANGELS dont just COME DOWN from heaven n I dont just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL
All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible
A stupid person was listening to a lecture about internet in the middle of the lecture he raised his hand and it was obvious it’s an important question and said “now what is better internet or hard disk”
Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Flowers need sunshine, Violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my love with u will never die.
They say it takes a minute 2 find a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then… an entire life 2 forget them.
A daughter sends a telegram to her father, on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: father, your daughter has been successful in BED
Two Beggers meet. . Two Software Engineers meet. . Both asked the same Question to Each other.! Guess What??? . . . . “So? Which Platform are you Working on”
The captain of a team says to the Umpire, “My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.” The Umpire says, “No.” The captain says, “Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”
On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy. I hope all of your wishes come true. May each hour and minute be filled with delight… HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!