Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of actresses.

If u read this, I m smart.. If u save this, u agree I m smart.. If u 4ward this, u r spreadin that I m smart.. If u delete this u r jealous..

Two lovers planed to suicide. Boy jumped first, girl closed her eyes & return back, saying, LOVE IS BLIND. Boy n air opened his parachute, saying, LOVE NEVER DIES…..

In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another “I slept with ur mom last nite” D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy’s response….. He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk”

What is education? It is process of, wasting one fourth of your life, learning how to waste, the remaining three fourth…

WIFE means W-Wonderful I-Interesting F-Favourable E-Eating….

KISSING is key of LOVE LOVE…is lock of wife wife…is box of children children…ARE problem for our country So plz stop KISSING…

Sardar is buying a TV, Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please…

A man was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply: any joke which is eighteen years old…