Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day??? It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins…
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Funny SMS text messages & quotes
A boy proposed a girl, Girl said “I’m one year elder than you” Boy smiled & said, “Ahh no problem darling i’ll marry you next year!! “
I want u 2 know that, our friendship means alot 2 me. U cry I cry U lauf I lauf U jump out of da window… I look down & den… I lauf again…
Smart boy + Smart girl = Affair Foolish boy + Smart girl = Empty pocket Smart boy + Foolish girl = Pregnancy Foolish boy + Foolish girl = Marriage
Boys have fun by teasing girls, Then girls cry for few minutes Girls have fun by loving boys Then boys cry 4 life time!
4 things boys do in the Exam Hall 1. Counting # of Girls 2. Flirting with lady superident 3. Reading the brand name of their pen 4. Thinking of study for at least next exams Four things Girls do in the Exam Hall either they know or not 1. Write 2. Write 3. Write 4. And just Write…
Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens
Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.
How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins.
I’m not lazy… I’m just saving my energy…