Difference between life “Before love’ and ‘After love’… . . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘Before love’ only happiness… ‘After love’ no happiness…
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If u drink alchol, u will be dance… If u drink methanol, others will dance…
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!
A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: “how did u feel?” . . . It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…Same rules should be applied in Examz!(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For […]
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What is the height of bravery patience and laziness combined?????? A person sitting on the seashore, waiting for tsunami to cleanup his ass
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable !!!