He+She= love. he+she+love= marriage. he+she+love+marriage= child. he+she+love+marriage+child= family. AND he+she+love+mar.+child+family= Problem. So my dear friend EAST OR WEST SINGLE LIFE IS THE BEST.
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Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME….. OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!
CIA: why criminals leave their fingerprints after doing their work? Recruit: Sir, I Think they are illiterate, if they were literate, they would leave their signature for u..
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?” Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest “professor” win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
A 6 yr old girl asked her friend, What is FRIENDSHIP? She replied- FRIENDSHIP is when you rob my CHOCOLATES everyday from my bag, but I still keep it in same place.
Tell me why are you avoiding me these days? Have I did anything wrong? Keep in touch with me at least these few days, yes its really hurting your sweet friend . . . . . . . “books”
Our education system does not teach us team work, When we solve our tests in collaboration with others, they call it “copying” “Foolish people”
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : “only exam days”