Little advice to guys: “Always communicate with your girlfriends as long as your parents are paying the phone bills!”
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces….
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER” Student: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE”.
Principle said to Students: You People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day. Students: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!
10 minutes talking to an intelligent person is equal to reading general knowledge books for a whole day. So you can call me at any time.
A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100″ -As Such we Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that weuse to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: “Father in law”
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p