Jhon was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? Jhon: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet jhonny:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. jhonny: The future tense is “u will go to jail

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds…… Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I’ve already received hundreds.

On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend, “Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?” Boy : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile?”.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m very desperate for U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. That’s all what my mamma say to me

Future plans of childrens: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b a good mother. Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

Ladies hostel caught Fire It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control & another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen under control.