Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field” Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.

A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z…

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Boy: No! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Boy: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Do u want to hear a dirty joke? . . . Are you sure? . . . Ok, here you go… . . . A white horse fell in the mud

A girl phoned me the other day and said … “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home