Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Funny SMS
Funny SMS text messages & quotes
The world’s most beautiful sentence is… “BUT…I LOVE U” and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is “I LOVE YOU…BUT..”
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
Life is like a MOVIE… If u r sad – DRAMA If u r afraid – SUSPENSE If u r angry – ACTION When u look at the mirror – HORROR
When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.
Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. That’s enough bout me. How about you?
Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don’t worry u don’t cry, U just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always b positive
A Smile costs less than Electricity. But….. Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling….. & Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!