Wife to Husband : “You spent 6 nights creating a 45 minute Power point to explain Why You Don’t have 5 minutes to Clean out the Litter Box.?”
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Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Friends you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day?? If she accept its your luck, otherwise just tell April Foooool
The Law Says “If U Can’t Convince Them Then At least Confuse Them” Do You Know Which Law It Is? . . . This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”
Son: The girl of our neighbors don’t understand English. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss” and she slapped me
save paper DON’T DO YOUR HOME WORK!!
After all those years in school, I finally know what the semi-colon is for. It’s to make the winky faces ; )
SAVE WATER bath with neighbor’s daughter
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.
A boy in a love with a girl, continue to be in love with her And A girl in a love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes in to play and break the legs of the boy.