Teacher: Sardar, “Where is Mount Everest?” Sardar: “I don’t know Sir” Teacher: Well.Stand up on your bench. Sardar: It is not yet visible Sir.

Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I don’t know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.

A kid was beaten up by his mom dad came and asked what happen son? kid said: “I cant adjust with your wife anymore. I want my own”

A kid on his way to home with his mom, saw a couple kissing on the road He suddenly shouted and said: “Look mom they are fighting for a chewing GUM”..

Newton’s wife to newton: Hw im i loooking? Newton:tan c/sin c wife:huh? Newton: tan c/sin c=(sin c/cos c)/sin c =1/cos c =sec c..! naughty newton.

A little boy went up to his father and asked : ” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? ” His father replied : “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. ”

What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? “Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything !! ”

John’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : “John seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. ” The mother wrote back the next day : ” If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his father!”

Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because . . . . Boys have good IMAGINATION