What is the best punishment for a girl? Give her new dress, matching jewelry & nice cosmetics. And then lock her in a room Without a MIRROR

When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart & when tears flow 4rm your eyes, just let me know. . . cause I want 2b there 4 U! I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow

You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife “U r my Best Wife?”

Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses What do you have? Poor Man: I have a boy who’s Girl Friend is . . . . Your Daughter..!

A stupid person was listening to a lecture about internet in the middle of the lecture he raised his hand and it was obvious it’s an important question and said “now what is better internet or hard disk”

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

A daughter sends a telegram to her father, on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as: father, your daughter has been successful in BED

Two Beggers meet. . Two Software Engineers meet. . Both asked the same Question to Each other.! Guess What??? . . . . “So? Which Platform are you Working on”