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Can you pronounce good English

Can you pronounce good English:-
read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof,
loof, roof, poof, woof woof,
hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: You are a good dog.
Now stop barking.

If I need a brain transplantation

If I need a brain transplantation
I will prefer your brain.
Don’t think you are a genious.
I just wanted a brain
which is never been used before!

One of the intelligent monkey

One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Missing
In
Zoo.
Its Name Is…
Is…
Is…
Is…
Is…
Is…
Is…
Is!
Don’t Worry
It Is Not you,
Because
It Is Intelligent.

Lost in a zoo

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
hey…! you too.

Forest king

Forest king Virappan died last week.
In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 minutes.
Please forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

Days may end without

TAlking to you
Days May End Widout Seeing  you
Days May End Widout Msging U
But
The Day Never Ends Widout Remembring U
~ Good Night ~ =]

Wrong Number

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience !

Blue print

you are the kind of a man
that you would use
as a blueprint to build an idiot

Next 10 years

I can’t talk to you right now;
tell me,
where will you be in the next 10 years?

Need more care

Sometimes, my mind asks.
Why I miss you? Why I care for you?
Why I remember you? Why I text you?
Then my heart answered,
Mongoloids need more care!