Can you pronounce good English:-
read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof,
loof, roof, poof, woof woof,
hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: You are a good dog.
Now stop barking.
If I need a brain transplantation
I will prefer your brain.
Don’t think you are a genious.
I just wanted a brain
which is never been used before!
One of the
Its Name Is…
It Is Not you,
It Is Intelligent.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
hey…! you too.
Forest king Virappan died last week.
In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 minutes.
Please forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
TAlking to you
Days May End Widout Seeing you
Days May End Widout Msging U
The Day Never Ends Widout Remembring U
~ Good Night ~ =]
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience !
you are the kind of a man
that you would use
as a blueprint to build an idiot
I can’t talk to you right now;
where will you be in the next 10 years?
Sometimes, my mind asks.
Why I miss you? Why I care for you?
Why I remember you? Why I text you?
Then my heart answered,
Mongoloids need more care!