A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

When somebody who is deeply in Love with you tells that You are cure, beautiful, & angelic, I agree. That’s true, Beleive me, I swear because love is definitely blind

In 3 ways u can break d mirror 1.throw stone at da mirror 2. throw da mirror on da floor. 3. stand in front of da mirror and smile by showing ur teeth

Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u r remembered forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

I just feel u…. Whenever I feel u…. I just miss u ….. Whenever i miss u …. I just wana See u …. Do u know why……. It’s juts beacuse ………… ******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled . Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done………