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A Crime Story

Five friends lived in a room,named
MAD
BRAIN
FOOL
SOMEBODY
NOBODY
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY
at that time
BRAIN was in the bathroom
MAD  called police
M – Is it police station?
P – Yes, what is the matter?
M – SOMEBODY killed NOBODY
P – Are you MAD?
M – Yes I’m MAD
P – Don’t you have a BRAIN??
M – BRAIN was in bathroom
P – You FOOL
M – NO sir FOOL is reading this message…!!

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Hello I am a virus

Hello I am a virus and
I am entering your brain
right now…..
sorry,
I will leave,
I can’t find a brain!

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The rain makes all things beautiful

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn’t it rain on you?

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You are a GENIUS

U r genius,
Ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right
and in right part nothing is left.

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Friends always be smile

I want to kiss ur lips,
I want to play with ur teeth,
I want to taste ur tongue
Hey!
don’t get angry friend
I m toothpaste…

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Twinkle Twinkle little star

Twinkle Twinkle little star
eye brow pencil,cold cream jar,
powder, lip stick perfume too,
make the beauty out of you…

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We will now upgrade ur brain

We will now upgrade ur brain,
please wait….
Searching….
Searching…
still Searching….
sorry,NO BRAIN found…

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